My Parrot Head Name - from the Key Lime Cafe
Yes, your friends already think you're a little crazy. We understand - there's something about a Buffett show that transforms normal, everyday people into a partying, parrot-wearing alter ego of themselves. Well, the Key Lime Cafe decided it's high time you acknowledge that partying Parrothead style is more than just a hobby, it's a full-fledged part of your psyche. In that spirit, it's time to name your alter ego, and you can do that simply by answering the questions on the Key Lime Cafe as truthfully as possible. Once you've received your Parrot Head Name, just copy and paste it into an email and send it to Cindy so it can be added to our list!
Emilie
'The Captain' Hemingway {FitzSimons}
Wendy
'The Gypsy' Hemingway {Cross}
Max
'The Skipper' Bama {Habbinga}
Cindy
'Bubba' Hemingway {Habbinga}
Bob
'The Captain' Buffett {Johnson}
Max
'The Pirate' Buffett {Showalter}
About
You:
Emilie 'The Captain' Hemingway
You're always the leader of the group and the person everybody looks to to pack
all the stuff for tailgating. You look good in a silly white hat and an ascot,
and besides, you like to order people around. You're the one who leads the tour
of the island, the one who makes the reservation for dinner. Someone needs to be
in charge and you usually feel that it should be you. And should anyone attempt
mutiny, well, let's just say that keel hauling is not near severe enough.
PS. We know you like to live and party hard... just be careful with those
firearms, okay?
Your
Drink of Choice:
Captain Morgan's of course.
About
You:
Wendy 'The Gypsy'
Hemingway
You have those “nomad feet” and you never stay in the same place very long.
Yours is not a vacation, but rather the evolving journey of your life. You work
when you need the money and party when the mood strikes you. Wanderlust is your
mantra, and you believe that life is to be explored, not merely lived.
PS. We know you like to live and party hard... just be careful with those
firearms, okay?
Your Drink of Choice:
Never the same drink twice.
About You:
Max 'The Skipper' Bama
As the Captain’s first mate you make sure that the crew (read: fellow partiers)
do what’s necessary to complete the often unreasonable tasks the Captain orders
(because really, shouldn’t the Captain have remembered his own damn bottle
opener?) You secretly long for the Captain to go away so that you can take his
place because you don’t feel like you get much respect, but then again being
skipper does mean you get to lounge while others work….
PS. Did you watch too much Dragnet and Magnum PI when you were growing up or
what?
Your Drink of Choice:
Captain and Coke (because some day you’ll be Captain).
About
You: Cindy 'Bubba' Hemingway
You are a Key West original – one of those kindred souls who finds the end of
the earth to be your karmic center. You disdain the crowds of ugly tourists who
overrun the town, you feel a part of you die with each high-rise hotel they
build on the island. You long for the days when Key West was just a bunch of
thieves, hippies, artists and con men, but you still find enough magic in the
old town to hang around.
PS. We know you like to live and party hard... just be careful with those
firearms, okay?
Your Drink of Choice:
Whatever is on tap at the non-touristy spots just off Duval Street
About You: Bob 'The Captain' Buffett
PS. Didn't we see you drunk on Duval Street last week?
Your Drink of Choice:
Captain Morgan's, of course.
About You: Wendy 'Bubba'
Cuervo
You are a Key West original – one of those kindred souls who finds the end of
the earth to be your karmic center. You disdain the crowds of ugly tourists who
overrun the town, you feel a part of you die with each high-rise hotel they
build on the island. You long for the days when Key West was just a bunch of
thieves, hippies, artists and con men, but you still find enough magic in the
old town to hang around.
PS. We're with you - lime and salt are for sissies....
Your Drink
of Choice:
Whatever is on tap at the non-touristy spots just off Duval Street.
About You:
Max 'The Pirate' Buffett
Arr! You love to party and pillage! Other Parrotheads know the party is going to
be wild when you show up, a drink in each hand and ready for trouble! You’re the
one standing on top of the cars screaming at the meeker party goers, the first
one to shotgun a beer and head on a roadtrip. You don’t stop partying until
you’re the last one standing, and you’re the first one for a taste of the ol’
hair of the dog the next morning. When its all said and done, you leave behind a
wake of destruction.
PS. Didn't we see you drunkon Duval Street last week?